What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Tea ?

Why is America so fucked up?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What is the STAR interview method?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why can't I lose weight?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Thank you.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Me : I don't drink

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

How do you feel cockroach?

Me : Sure.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

He : I'm 24.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?